My father was in the living room with a large bucket in front of him, it was filled with water, chocolate, bananas and other random items. He was working on filling it up so that we could have it’s contents for dinner. I offered to help him and mentioned that I had twenty pounds of ice in my freezer. He was hesitant but I convinced him it was necessary. I climbed out the window and ran over to a fridge in the backyard but came back empty handed.

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I was watching a news story about a girl who was obsessed with Pringles and died from choking on a handful of them while swimming in a local lake.

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I was starving and just then noticed that my friend was a giant potato. I kept trying to convince her to go tanning with me, saying that rubbing butter on her would help her tan better. I just wanted to eat her.

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I was hula hooping but my hula hoop kept going limp.

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I was Julia Roberts at my elementary school’s playground. An individual who was the combination of my middle school French teacher and Captain Hook was directing class and we were only supposed to use black and white for the project we were working on. I started using color and then was immediately chased by the teacher all around the playground.

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Just a pair of legs connected to a table top walking around.

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I went to someone’s home and they had a dead photographer hanging up on a hook on the door. He was worth a lot of money and she was worried someone would steal him. It was normal for people to own and collect dead photographers.

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The Rock was one of my gym teachers in high school and we sat down having a pleasant conversation together.

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I was collecting Mario coins to save my cat’s life while giant Pokemon fought in a nearby abandoned building.

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A friend told me that he owns four televisons, but he uses one of them to only watch porn.

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My ex was trying to make me jealous by bringing his new girlfriend onto The Ellen DeGeneres Show.

I was in a ninja squad trying to save kittens from being sold to gangsters who would neglect taking care of them. I got stabbed and then was forced to pick leaves off of trees with a tweezers.

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I was rubbing lotion onto the stomach of my black grandmother.

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I had a small apple that I carried around in the left pocket of my shirt and I knew that this apple was actually a fetus in my shirt womb. I kept checking on it throughout the day to make sure it was protected and experienced a lot of uncertainty about how I would continue to protect it. I would cup the apple in my pocket and fear for it’s survival.

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Bobby Berk from Queer Eye kept marrying new people because every time he got married he got to paint his deck a new color. I was the third person he married and we had a color reveal party where we opened the paint can to discover a cool-toned grey. We were very excited.

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My friend was dating a boy who was sometimes a lizard and was a coke addict. I had to feed him coke to keep him alive.

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I owned a large, white bow that shot out little metal arrows and was eager to practice shooting it. In front of me was a field of horses and Al Gore in the middle of it, my friend suggested I aim for Al Gore but I was too nervous I would hit a horse on accident.